humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
i realize that marvel has an official tony stark twitter but why don’t they have an official steve rogers twitter where all his tweets are just confused sentence fragments
My brother was talking to his friends about the new robocop movie right? and he was all going on about how kick ass robocop looks, and I just you know, stick my head out of my room, all sneaky like right? and I look at him and i say
"i guess you could say it looks totally….metal."
and that’s the story of how I made my brother laugh and his friends groan in shame.